Facebook Jesus tells me when people are pregnant.
Facebook Jesus helps a guy I went on an awkward date with 5 years ago find out where I live.
Facebook Jesus invites me to parties.
Facebook Jesus gets really into Breast Cancer Awareness month.
Facebook Jesus has made Mark Zuckerberg a lot of money.
Facebook Jesus reminds me it’s your birthday.
Facebook Jesus feels threatened by Google+.
Facebook Jesus gives me an empty feeling if I linger too long.
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