Here are some songs I sang to the animals tonight:

“I’m Gonna Have Some Tacos,* How ‘Bout You?”

“Hey There Little Frances, Clap Your Hands!”

Above, you see a picture of Frances doing her favorite thing, which is drinking running bathroom faucet water. I think her more favorite thing is yelling at someone to turn it on, but once it’s on, she likes that too.

And here, at long last, is a list of some of the names I call Frances to her face:

France, Pants, Little Pants, Big Pants, Frances Pantses, LIttle Pants Dancer, Pants Pants Revolution, Boogie Dance, Frincess Prances, Frin-Frin, Frindle, Poops.

*There was a mosquito in one of those; YES.


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