Wisteria: How can you not like bees? Bees are what we need to survive. We think of them as family. Merbie: No, I mean they make me swell up like a bullfrog and I can’t breathe.
Merbie: Do we have our footage? No? Whatever, let’s go, I don’t want to fall to my death over a dogwood. Dogwood: Well, if you fell to your death right now, technically you’d be under a dogwood. Ba dum chhhhhh!
oh, that’s a good question. I think this year her beat is just “the yard.”
Merbie: It’s 79 degrees, and I’m going to interview this little yellow thing! LYT: Hi Merbie! I really didn’t think you’d talk to us! Merbie: Oh, of course we will! I’m sorry, though, this will have to be short, this remote water-pod is awful. I’m so uncomfortable. LYT: Really? Can I help? Merbie: No, it’s … More Merbie Interviews the Season: A Little Yellow Thing
Merbie: I’m still really uncomfortable, but they are making me talk to this purple thing. I can’t even remember what it’s called. I knew last year! I just forget. Ugh! Anyway, hello to you, forgotten purple thing! FPT: Hi Merbie. I’m sorry you’re suffering. Merbie: Yes, well. FPT: So what can I answer for you … More Merbie Interviews the Season: A Purple Thing
Coral Azalea: I’mmmhph flflfine Merbie: For god’s sake.
Merbie: Some days, it’s hard to keep this smile in place, you know? Magenta Azalea: Oh honey, I do. You wanna just go get a cappuccino?
Merbie: Oh my god, y’all, it is 84 degrees today! I’m out with my special remote watering crew today, and I’m gonna interview a bunch of stuff, starting with some violets! Violets: Hi Merbie! Merbie: Y’all have to let me know if this is too much water, ok? We don’t want you drowning! Violets: Yay! … More Merbie Interviews the Season: Violets
Merbie: And now, a really round patch of clover! Clover: Oh hey, Merbie.
Merbie: Next up, a pinkish purple thing! PPT: Hi! Merbie: You are so cute, what are you? PPT: I don’t know! Merbie: Well, do you think that the world will be a better or worse place 100 years from now? PPT: Hmm…worse? Poison ivy is already taking over our home, and since everyone is scared … More Merbie Interviews the Season: A Pinkish Purple Thing